Apparently I've been keeping secrets from CJ

 Once upon a time there was a baby boy named Caleb Jack.  Caleb Jack liked to cuddle and smile.  He also liked to explore. 

"What's that?" Caleb asked his mama, who of course understood gurgle language.

"What's what?" Answered Mama.

"That thing I feel kicking around down there?" replied Caleb.

"Oh that.  Those are called feet.  You have two of them.  They're sort of important."  She informed him wisely.

                                    

"I want to see them!!!" Caleb proclaimed loudly with a whine in his voice.

So his mama helped him to sit up so that he could get a better view.

                                       

"Wow!  How long have you known about these and never told me?  Didn't you think it was strange that they were there." Caleb asked.

"Your whole life.  And no. In fact I would have been disturbed had they not been there." chuckled Mama.

"Well I suppose I can forgive you.  You can take pictures now if you want.  I'm just going to drool on them for a bit."

Mama grabbed her phone and obliged him, but not before whispering "I love you Caleb."

"I love you too Mama."